Lítil saga

When our lawn mower wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the truck, the car, playing golf -- always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. 

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.  I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
 
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
 
The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp.
 
Moral to this story:
 
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
 
-(Stephen's Story)